Priorities.

Yesterday was our 6th Wedding anniversary. How did we celebrate? Romantic room-service breakfast in a ship of a white hotel bed, spilling champagne on the expansive white cover before.....

 Um no. Try 7 hours wrestling bubble wrap and cling film, loading all our possesions into a moving van. Fingers bleeding and bruised, sneezing convulsively in the dust, frantically shouting 'Where's the TAPE????!!!!!!'
 'Was Box 23 a box of mixed kitchen ceramics or Ashley's dinosaurs?'.

We are moving.